January (Resolutions Galore)

We both come up with a “goal bar” you’d like to bend in the next 3 months. If you end up bending it by April Fools Day, $100 in free steel is yours!

February (Gleason Superset Challenge – Bench Press)

A Bench Press Gleason Superset is one rep of your max bench followed by one rep of your max “poundage” bar bend. Highest poundage score gets $100 in free steel.

March (Referral Lollapalooza)

Refer a friend and receive $100 in cash as a thank-you for helping us grow our membership base.

April (Fools Rush In Contest)

Come look silly and try the impossible: bend a twenty-five bar pack of your current best “poundage” bar bend in under 20 minutes, get $100 in free steel.

May (Gleason Superset Challenge – Squat)

A Squat Gleason Superset is one rep of your max squat followed by one rep of your max “poundage” bar bend. Highest poundage score gets $100 in free steel.

June (Referral Lollapalooza)

Refer a friend and receive $100 in cash as a thank-you for helping us grow our membership base.

July (Annual Steel Bending Competition)

Our annual steel bending comp is legit. Large cash prizes and bragging rights go to the top benders.

August (Vacation)

We here at SSB will let you take a breather this month. If you participated in the steel bending comp last month, then you deserve it.

September (Referral Lollapalooza)

Refer a friend and receive $100 in cash as a thank-you for helping us grow our membership base.

October (Costume Contest)

Boo! Don your best costume and melt some bars. The most interesting video will get the winner $100 in free steel!

November (Creative Bending Event)

Bend steel in odd or unusual places (at a construction site, in a pool, etc.) Most creative or daring video gets the winner $100 in cash towards their Thanksgiving dinner.

December (Gleason Superset Challenge – Deadlift)

A Deadlift Gleason Superset is one rep of your max deadlift followed by one rep of your max “poundage” bar bend. Highest poundage score gets $100 in free steel.

* Free, one-on-one coaching and education from our in-house steel bending expert.

* Exclusive access to quality bending steel at wholesale pricing.

* Lifetime refunds available on all unbent steel.

* 90-day, double-your-money-back guarantee after sign up.

* Orders are fulfilled the same day, and will usually arrive in one to two business days.

* Custom steel orders available at super-low markup and a short, 3-week lead time.

* More to come…

* Whale Buyer – All orders over $1,000 receive an automatic 12% refund.

* Send A Friend – Text a buddy, get them to sign up, and give them a code to get their free beginner’s kit. Receive $100 in cash if they sign up that day.

* Guess The Number – The person closest to guessing the current monthly average amount of bars being bent (by all members) receives a 5%-off coupon.

* Death To Boredom – Send us a video bending steel in a strange place such as your office, a nuclear waste site, on a train, etc. Coolest one gets $15 off your next order.

* Shipping Bonanza – Orders overs $150 receive free shipping.

* Flash Discount – Receive a special 5%-off coupon for all orders.

* Custom Steel Bonus – Knock 10% off the price of a custom steel order.

* Third Rock From The Sun – The third order that day (that’s over $100) gets an automatic 10% refund.

* Pen Pals 4 Life – A randomly chosen bender will pick a person from our leaderboard and gift them a 5%-off coupon.

* Don’t Be Shy – Give us a customer review (if you haven’t already) and receive a 5%-off coupon.

* Bulk Buyer – All orders over $500 receive an automatic 8% refund.