I’m offering FREE 2-month trials for noobs like you who wanna switch things up. Yeah, yeah, yeah…I know it says it costs $197 (I charge this amount upfront to prevent tire-kickers from wasting my time). You are entitled to a prompt and courteous cash refund if you end up not enjoying it.
Matter of fact…I’ll pay you double that amount ($394) as an apology. That’s how convinced I am that you’ll absolutely love short steel bending. How ’bout them apples? You have nothing to lose. Click the ADD TO CART button and I’ll be in touch.
After you secure your seat, here’s what will happen. The owner will reach out to you via text or email (whichever you prefer) and he’ll pick a day in the near future to be your start date for your two-month trial. He’ll gather up the below for your first month:
* Twenty-Five Steel Bars (you get fifty bars for your second month)
* Intro Booklet
* SSB-Branded T-Shirt
* Pre-Rolled Hand Wraps (two pairs!)
How sick is that? You get all that for free you lucky bastard! Your first package will be sent out soon after and the steel bending can commence! About midway through your first month, the owner will reach out again to see how you’re doing and will inquire about the bars you want for your second month’s care package. This time, you’ll get fifty steel bars!
After the second month is over, the owner will ask if you would like a refund because you hated it (no one has asked in the over four years we’ve been in business). If you decline the refund and want to continue bending, we have three 6-month subscription levels you can choose from. There is something for everyone. If you decide that steel bending isn’t right for you…then that’s okay, too. We wish you the best of luck in your strength training endeavors!
WARNING – if you do not respond to our many “welcome” text or emails for SEVEN DAYS following the purchase of this trial period, we will consider the issue abandoned and we will keep your money. No freeloaders, please. If you cannot engage in a dialogue with the owner now, we do not want you as a long-term customer.